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SWF Mind Games
March 30, 2008
Live
on Pay Per View
From Detroit, Michigan
A heart monitor graphic is shown, and with each beep, it shows a picture
of a superstar. Finally, it flat-lines as it reaches a picture of Kirby, and a voice says “The Southwestern Wrestling
Federation is proud to present Mind Games!”
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The
arena is shown, complete with the stage set looking like a gigantic heart monitor. The line shows up on the stage where the
walkway is, and goes all the way down to the ring via the rampway. “Psycho Circus” by Kiss plays over the loudspeaker
as the crowd cheers loudly!
Jeff: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to SWF Mind Games!
I’m Jeff Santos, alongside my broadcast colleague Jason Powers, and tonight, we will finally know who the new SWF Champion
is!
Jason: Not only that, but we’ll have a new Streetside Champion and Lightweight
Champion as well!
Jeff: And don’t forget… the tag team titles are on the line
as Big D & T-Roc defend their championship against Team Japanime.
Jason: And two fatal
four ways with women!!! What more could you ask for!?!?
Jeff: I’m not really sure,
but I know what’s coming up first, so let’s go to Rachel Hinkly with the ring introductions…
The
camera shows Rachel standing in the middle of the ring as the bell rings. The crowd cheers as she waits patiently for them
to quiet down before speaking.
Rachel: The following contest is a special TRIPLE THREAT MATCH for
the SWF Lightweight Championship!!!
As soon as the words are out of her mouth, “Burn in My Light”
by Mercy
Drive hits on the PA system and the crowd begins to boo. In just a moment, Pouncy walks out of
the entryway, sauntering to the ring in usual cocky fashion.
Rachel: Introducing first… from
Sacramento, California, weighing
in at 243 pounds… POUNCY!!!
Pouncy hops into the ring and stands on the middle rope, playing to the crowd
as his pyro goes off behind him. As soon as the flashes stop though, “I’m Comin” by Silkk the Shocker comes
on the loudspeaker. In just a few moments, Damion Roquemore pops out of the entryway and heads to the ring.
Rachel:
The second competitor… from Jacksonville, Texas, weighing in at 235 pounds… DAMION ROQUEMORE!!!
Damion hops into
the ring and eyes Pouncy for a moment before both men turn back towards the entryway. The lights go out and “Introduction,
O Fortuna” by Carl Orff hits. When the lights come back up, pyro shoots off all over the stage, and Chip Davis is standing
in the middle of it.
Rachel: And the final opponent… from Fort Worth, Texas, weighing in at 247 pounds… The
Immortal CHIP DAVIS!!!
Davis walks to the ring and enters as Rachel makes her exit. The three men stand there glaring
at each other as the referee holds up the shiny new Lightweight Championship belt for all of them to see. He then hands it
to the timekeeper and calls for the bell…
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Triple
Threat Match
for the SWF Lightweight Championship
Pouncy v. Damion Roquemore v. Chip Davis
All three men stand motionless for a moment, obviously weighing their options
before Pouncy steps forward and delivers some trash talk. This, however, only prompts Davis and Roquemore to hit a double
dropkick to Pouncy, sending him stumbling through the ropes and to the floor in the early goings! The two men then immediately
go after each other, hitting rights and lefts before Davis
begins to gain the advantage!
Jeff: Well, in the early goings, it appears that Damion and Chip
want to settle this title match amongst themselves.
Jason: Pouncy’s not going to go
for that for long though!
After several shots, Davis backs Roquemore into the ropes and tries to whip him to
the other side, but Damion reverses and sends Chip to the ropes… just as Pouncy reaches up and pulls the top rope down,
causing Davis to flip over it and tumble to the floor. With the crowd jeering, Pouncy picks Chip up and throws him head first
into the steel ring stairs, effectively taking him out of the fight. However, as he turns back towards the ring, Damion hits
a baseball slide on him, sending him rolling back up the rampway!
Jeff: We could possibly see the
high flying antics take over any minute now. You know Damion feels very comfortable in the air!
As Pouncy gets
up and walks back towards the ring, Damion springboards over the top rope and goes for a plancha, but the veteran moves out
of the way and Damion hits nothing but the floor! Then, like a panther, Pouncy jumps on Damion and pulls him to his feet,
throwing him back into the ring and going for the quick cover, but only getting a two count.
Jeff: Pouncy
definitely wanting to put this one in the books early.
Jason: They’re not getting
paid by the hour, Jeff. He doesn’t want to be out here with these two idiots any longer than he has to. Otherwise, someone’s
bound to get hurt.
Pouncy gets up and immediately drops a knee right into Damion’s face! Roquemore rolls
away in pain as Pouncy gets up and follows after him, continuously stomping on his head, apparently setting up for the Sweet
Serenade. Pouncy then picks him up and chokes him across the rope. This domination by Pouncy continues for quite awhile, with
Damion nearly getting pinned at various points. However, the momentum swings again as Pouncy goes for the Sweet Serenade,
but Damion pushes him off and into the ropes! Pouncy runs into Chip, sending him off the apron and into the guardrail. Pouncy
then slowly stumbles back… right into a Theatrical Sidekick from Damion!!! Roquemore falls flat as well though, and
therefore is unable to capitalize.
Jeff: The Theatrical Superkick!!! But Damion just spent up the
last of his energy to do it!
Jason: It’s no good if you can’t make something
of it!
Damion and Pouncy both struggle to their feet and begin laying into each other before Roquemore gets
the advantage. He backs Pouncy into the ropes and throws him to the other side, going for a back body drop. Pouncy leap frogs
over Damion though and spins around. As Damion turns around, he gets nailed with the Sweet Serenade as the crowd jeers!
Jeff:
That’s it!
Pouncy quickly covers Damion, but only gets a two count before Chip Davis
pulls him off of Damion and completely out of the ring! The two battle on the outside for a while, with Chip getting a measure
of revenge by sending Pouncy into the steel ring post! Pouncy rolls away in pain, showing the first signs of blood on his
forehead!
Jason: Oh! That was rather sick!
Jeff: Pouncy’s
been busted open!
With Pouncy down and out, Chip slides back into the ring and almost eats a Theatrical Sidekick
himself, but he catches Damion’s foot! That doesn’t stop Roquemore however, as he simply spins around and catches
Chip in the face with a back heel kick! With Chip out of it on the ground, Damion runs to the ropes and bounces off, going
for a rolling senton splash, but Chip gets his knees up and drives them into Roquemore’s back as he comes down!
Jeff:
Damion almost had the momentum going in his direction, but Davis
had a quick answer to that.
Jason: You have to expect those two to be familiar with each
other though… they had some real wars way back when.
Chip begins to dominate Damion just as Pouncy did,
hitting various suplexes on Roquemore. Damion begins to swing the match back in his favor though, as he flips over Chip in
an attempt vertical suplex and nails him with an edge-o-matic from behind! The cover only yields a two count however, as Pouncy
jumps in and breaks up the count! He immediately takes Damion and throws him over the top rope to the floor, focusing his
attention on Chip, who is just now trying to get up. As Chip gets to his feet, Pouncy throws him into the corner and follows
him in with a shoulder block to the stomach!
Jeff: I dare say, I’m not sure how much more
these men are going to have left in the tank after this!
Pouncy pulls Chip out of the corner and delivers a
picture perfect belly to belly suplex on him, going immediately for the cover but coming up short. He keeps the heat on though,
nailing Chip with a knee drop before latching him into a rear chin lock! Davis
struggles against the hold as the crowd tries to will him on with their chants. He begins to fight out of the hold, and eventually
bounces Pouncy off the ropes. He goes for the back body drop, but Pouncy again leap frogs over his opponent and hits him with
a reverse DDT!!!
Jeff: Pouncy appears to be one step ahead of everyone out there tonight!
Pouncy
then begins to stalk Chip, setting up for his Sweet Serenade. The crowd boos loudly as Chip slowly stumbles to his feet, and
Pouncy rushes in to go for the big move! However, out of NOWHERE comes Damion Roquemore’s foot to Pouncy’s face
as he nails his second Theatrical Sidekick!!! Before Davis
can react, Damion grabs him and tosses him over the top rope to the floor before covering Pouncy! The referee slides into
position and makes the three count as the crowd cheers!!!
Winner and NEW Lightweight Champion: Damion Roquemore (pinfall)
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Damion
quickly rolls out of the ring as the referee hands him his new belt. He looks at it with a smile on his face and holds it
up for the crowd to see as he walks back up the rampway, leaving an unconscious Pouncy in the ring.
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Alec
Dohanich is shown standing backstage next to Brady McKinnon. The crowd can be heard jeering loudly as Brady stands there and
smiles in his usual cocky manner.
Alec: Brady… tonight you face three men in what will likely
be the most death defying match at Mind Games… a fatal four way ladder match for the SWF Streetside Championship.
Brady:
I know what my match is tonight Alec. What do you think I am? Stupid? No… in fact, I’d say
I’m the smartest guy going out there tonight. You see Alec… tonight… those BOYS don’t have anywhere
to hide. How appropriate that this pay per view is entitled “Mind Games.” Because tonight, the games end, and
the REAL fight begins.
Brady chuckles for a moment and looks at the camera, presumably speaking directly to
Kizzar, PG13 and Ridgway.
Brady: See you losers out there.
Brady walks off as Alec
turns back towards the camera.
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SWF
Replay of the 8 woman tag team match from last week’s eXplosion, with Amber Curry pinning Morgan Matthews and picking
up the win for her team.
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“Going
Under” by Evanescence hits on the PA system as the camera shows the arena, packed to the hilt.
Jeff: Well
Jason… we’re about to see who will be fighting in the one on one match later tonight to determine the number one
contender to the Women’s Championship.
Jason: That’s right, and I’d have
to say that ANY of these women have a legitimate shot!
Amber Curry walks out of the entryway and heads down
the rampway as Rachel Hinkly begins the ring introductions.
Rachel: Ladies and gentlement, the
following is a fatal four way match. The first person to score a pinfall or submission will be declared the winner. Introducing
first, from Tyler, Texas…
AMBER CURRY!!!
Amber steps into the ring even as her music fades and “Metalingus” by Alter Bridge hits
on the PA system. Smoke pours out of the entryway, and in just a moment, Chalie emerges from the smoke, ready to go.
Rachel:
Her first opponent… from St. Louis, Missouri… CHALIE WILLIAMS!
Chalie slides into the ring, making sure
to smile in Amber’s general direction as she walks over to the ropes and plays to the crowd, standing on the middle
rope. “Heartbreaker” by Pat Benetar hits as Marie Kiwi’s video plays on the big screen. In just a moment,
the woman herself appears at the entryway.
Rachel: From Ennis,
Ireland… MARIE KIWI!!!
Kiwi walks out and
slides into the ring herself, taking her position in the corner and waving to the crowd from the second rope as her music
fades. It is quickly replaced by “LovePassionFuryEnergy” by Boy Hits Car.
Rachel: And
finally, from El Paso, Texas…
DENISE ALBERTUS!!!
Denise walks out of the entryway and gets into the ring, staring down the other three women.
The referee stands in the middle of the ring, and as the women take their positions, he calls for the bell to start the match…
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Fatal
Four Way Match #1
Winner faces winner of Match #2 for the Number One Contendership to the Women’s Championship
Amber
Curry v. Chalie Williams v. Marie Kiwi v. Denise Albertus
The opening few moments of the match are absolute chaos!
Chalie Williams and Marie Kiwi begin fighting each other while Amber Curry and Denise Albertus slug it out on the other side
of the ring. During the festivities, Chalie gets thrown completely over the top rope to the floor, where she stumbles to her
feet only to get nailed with a spectacular suicide dive from Marie Kiwi!!! The two go crashing to the floor as Denise and
Amber stay in the ring!
Jeff: And there’s Marie Kiwi, showing that these women are willing
to lay it ALL out on the line for a shot at the Women’s Championship!
Jason: She might
wanna be careful though… you can’t gamble like that too often without it coming back to bite you.
Meanwhile,
in the ring, Denise hits a vicious spinebuster on Amber Curry, but only gets a two count for her trouble. She doesn’t
stop though, picking up Amber and backing her into the corner. However, as she goes for a clothesline, Amber moves and sends
Denise shoulder first into the turnbuckles! Albertus stumbles out right into a Curry Russian Leg Sweep! Then, as the crowd
cheers, Curry immediately locks in an arm bar on Denise, wrenching at the injured shoulder!
Jeff: Denise
is in a bad way here, and if she submits, Amber goes on to the one on one match!
Denise doesn’t tap out
though, mainly because Amber Curry is kicked in the head by Marie Kiwi, who comes in and breaks up the hold. Denise rolls
out of the ring, holding her shoulder, as Marie and Amber mix it up in the ring. Kiwi goes at it like a house of fire, taking
Amber down with right hands before mixing it up with dropkicks. Then, she runs to the ropes, jumps onto the second rope, and
whips around with a sort of enziguri kick! Curry goes down hard and rolls onto her back. Kiwi sees this and immediately goes
to the top rope, setting up for the Goodnight Kiss!!! Before she can pull it out though, Chalie Williams runs up behind her
and shoves her off the top rope and all the way to the floor!
Jeff: OH MY GOODNESS!!!
Chalie
immediately goes to work on Amber, hitting a leg drop on her and then the cover, which only scores a two count. She immediately
jumps up and goes for a springboard moonsault, but Amber pulls her knees up and nails Chalie in the stomach! Williams stumbles
backwards, holding her ribs as Amber struggles to her feet. Chalie regains her composure and then charges, but Amber explodes
with a vicious clothesline, nearly taking her head off!!!
Jason: Good Lord!!! She damn near killed
her on that one!
Jeff: Chalie is gonna be lucky to know who she is right now, much less
how to fight!
Amber waits for a moment, trying to slow the pace of the match down slightly. She then pulls Chalie
to her feet and delivers a T-bone suplex, going immediately into the cover but shockingly only getting a two count. Meanwhile,
outside the ring, Denise and Marie have found each other, and begin fighting. Denise goes for a clothesline, but Marie ducks.
As Albertus turns around and runs back, Marie hits a drop toe hold that sends Denise headfirst into the steel ring stairs!
The crowd groans in sympathetic agony as Denise rolls around, holding her face in pain!
Jeff: These
women are getting QUITE vicious!
Jason: That’s the SWF for ya.
Marie
hops up on the apron of the ring just as Amber whips Chalie into the ropes. Kiwi pulls the top rope down, causing Chalie to
flip over it all the way to the floor. Then, she slingshots herself onto the top rope and goes for a cross body block on Amber…
and gets caught in midair! The crowd cheers as Curry lifts Kiwi up and drives her to the mat with a sidewalk slam! The ensuing
cover, however, once again only picks up a two count.
Jeff: What resilience by the rookie!
Jason:
You ain’t kiddin’! I don’t know too many MEN who could have kicked out of that!
Amber
stands up and pulls Kiwi to her feet, going for the Curry Slam! However, Kiwi twists around and reverses the move into a picture
perfect tornado DDT!!! With Amber down, Marie scrambles to make the cover, but she’s pulled off of Curry by Chalie from
the outside after the two count! Chalie immediately sends Marie into the guardrail before getting back into the ring. She
is apparently stalking Amber for the Hell’s Hurricane, and as Amber gets to her feet, Chalie jumps up on her shoulders.
However, at this point, Denise shows up and takes Amber down from behind with a chop block! Amber falling drives Chalie to
the mat with a sort of unintentional electric chair drop!
Jeff: GEEZ!!! Chalie just took the long
bus ride to the wrong side of town with that one!
Jason: … where do you come up with
this stuff?
Denise quickly gets up and locks Amber into a STF like maneuver, wrenching back on her and trying
to force the submission. The crowd buzzes with growing intensity as Amber’s hand comes up to tap… but then Marie
Kiwi jumps off the top rope and lands with a senton splash on Denise!!! The hold is broken, and Marie continues the beatdown
of Denise, pulling her up and backing her into the ropes. With Denise reeling, Marie goes for a clothesline, but Denise back
body drops her over the top rope!!! Kiwi lands on her feet on the apron though!
Jeff: That Marie
Kiwi is an acrobat in the ring!!!
Denise turns around and notices that Kiwi is standing on the apron, and she
goes to knock her off, but once again, Kiwi pulls the top rope down and Denise flips completely over and to the floor! Albertus
scrambles to her feet just in time for Marie to hit a springboard moonsault, taking them both down to the floor!!! The crowd
cheers, but there’s action in the ring as suddenly, Chalie is up and once again stalking Amber Curry. Chalie jumps up
onto Amber’s shoulders for the Hell’s Hurricane, but Amber quickly pushes her up and off! Chalie lands with her
back to Amber, which turns out to be a mistake as Curry grabs her and slams her down with the Curry Slam, fast as lightning!
The referee is already in position as Amber covers Chalie for the three count and the win!
Winner: Amber Curry (pinfall)
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Alec
Dohanich is shown backstage with John Pirtle. The crowd cheers as Pirtle smiles cockily through his sunglasses, in typical
Pirtle mode.
Alec: Tonight John, you are entered into the 10 Man Battle Royal to determine the
number one contender for Turmoil next month.
John: First of all, Alec… I have a question.
Who the hell are some of these new people? I mean… I know all about you and your stupid questions. I know that Sam Bratton,
one of the men fighting for the SWF title tonight, is an avid dog “lover,” if you know what I mean. I know that
Kirby, the OTHER man in the SWF title match, is really what the jolly green giant would crap out if he ate cat food for a
month. But these other guys… Mike Kizzar… Anthony Ridgway… Aiden Bishop… who the hell ARE these guys?
Fact is, as long as John Pirtle is on the SWF roster, no one cares. Really, I’ve asked around, and no one cares who
these guys are. Here’s another fact for you… I, John Pirtle, WILL win the Battle Royal tonight. I will throw 9
other men over the top rope to the floor and go on to face either Bratton or Kirby at Turmoil. And while I’m on the
subject of facts, here’s another: I WILL become the SWF Champion at Turmoil, make no mistake. So you ask me my opinion
Alec, and I’ve presented you with nothing but the facts. Now, there’s only one fact left.
John leans
in close, as if to tell Alec a secret. When Alec leans in as well, John yells in his ear.
John: WHOOOO!!!
Pirtle
walks off as Alec stands there, holding his ear.
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The
camera slowly moves in on PG13 as he sits in a darkened room, the sounds of dripping water can be heard in the distance.
A soaking wet towel is draped over PG13’s already dampened hair. As the camera becomes steady, he slowly
raises his head, and meets the camera with his eyes; he starts to speak in a very quiet, yet determined voice.
PG13:
Mind Games. Something almost anyone is familiar with. A tactic used to get into the
back of the mind of an opponent. Some used it as an underhanded tactic; some use it, as an advantage. These kinds
of Mind Games, these are something different. These kinds of Mind Games, people don’t only get into your mind,
but by the end, they’ve destroyed your every being.
He looks down toward the ground again, silence ensues
as only the dripping water in the background can be heard, and it’s obvious that it’s some kind of boiler room
as steam slowly rises into the picture.
PG13: Tonight, it’s the ultimate Mind
Games, in the form of a four way match, for the Streetside Title. Mike, Anthony and Brady. Three up and coming
talents, just looking to get their feet wet in the world of SWF Wrestling. Myself, PG13. The longest reigning
Streetside champion in SWF history. All four of us, in one ring, in a ladder match. If just the mere thought
of the violence and the pain that will consume us all inside that very ring isn’t enough to send you over the edge,
then you have no idea what’s in store for you.
PG13 slowly raised his head once more, meeting the camera
with his eyes, completely focused at the center of the lens.
PG13: You three might talk a
lot of smack when it comes to this match, but in all reality, even if you do somehow win, which we know you won’t, you
won’t come out of the same person you were before. I guarantee it. You three, you might as well bow out
now. I guarantee in a few short minutes, you’ll be wishing you did. Especially when I break each and every
one of you, and become a two time SWF Streetside champion.
PG13 chuckles as he looks to the floor once more.
PG13:
Your mind, body and soul, will all belong to me, when I’m finished.
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Jason:
Did you hear that, Jeff??? I hope those rookies know what they’re getting into!
Jeff:
I’m sure they do, Jason. In any case, that match, the fatal four way ladder match for the SWF Streetside
Championship, will be later tonight. Right now, we have a battle royal, and some of the competitors are already in the ring,
so let’s get to it.
Indeed, Chris Wyatt, Patrick Gilliam, Cole Oz, Chas Dohanich, Freddy Duncan, Scooter
Pondoff, Christopher Michaels and Juan Valderaz are already in the ring. “Crank It Up” by Brand New Sin hits on
the PA system as Reggie Hutchings makes his way down to the ring.
Rachel: From Victoria, Texas, weighing in at 475 pounds… Big Hutch
REGGIE HUTCHINGS!!!
Reggie stalks to the ring, and as he steps into the ring, the other superstars take a step
or two backwards, giving the big man his space.
Jason: Jeff… how is anyone going to be able
to lift a 475 pound man and throw him over the top rope!?
Jeff: I don’t know Jason.
I’d have to say that’s why he’s one of the forerunners.
Reggie stands in the ring, but the
crowd erupts as “Whatever” by Our Lady Peace hits on the PA system, and John Pirtle enters the arena.
Rachel:
And finally… from Fort Worth, Texas,
weighing 245 pounds… The self proclaimed King of the SWF… JOHN PIRTLE!!!
John saunters to the ring
and goes through his usual entrance, waiting a good long time before stepping in between the ropes. The crowd buzzes as all
10 men stand in the ring, eyeing each other and beginning to get ready for the fight. The referees outside the ring call for
the bell…
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10
Man Over The Top Rope Battle Royal
Chris Wyatt, Patrick Gilliam, Cole Oz, Chas Dohanich, Freddy Duncan, Scooter Pondoff,
Christopher Michaels, Juan Valderaz, Reggie Hutchings and John Pirtle
… and before things can even get started
good, Christopher Michaels is thrown over the top rope and to the floor by Chris Wyatt!!! The 9 remaining men begin to beat
on each other, but Reggie dominates early, literally taking them all on himself at one point. Cole Oz is the first man to
fall to Hutchings’ dominance, as he simply gets tossed over the top rope to the floor. Scooter Pondoff is next, as Reggie
grabs him by the head and simply throws him over!
Jeff: Reggie is tearing through the competition
in this match!
Chas Dohanich is the first man to pose some challenge to Reggie. As everyone else fights amongst
themselves, Chas goes toe to toe with Reggie, and begins to actually gain an advantage. The crowd cheers loudly as he goes
for the Longhorn, but the power of Reggie is simply too much. As Chas attempts to take Hutchings down for his finishing hold,
Reggie simply switches the momentum and uses it to send Chas sailing over the top rope to the floor!
Jason: I
don’t know if anyone can stop him!
Jeff: I’m pretty sure we’re going to
need to see an alliance for Reggie to have any chance of losing this match!
As if they heard him, Chris Wyatt
and Patrick Gilliam begin to double team the big man. For a second, it looks as though they might be able to take him out,
but Reggie then lands a huge right hand on Patrick that sends him flying to the other side of the ring! Alone with Wyatt,
Reggie again begins to dominate, and knocks him down with a headbutt! Juan Valderaz jumps in and begins to fight off Reggie,
but Hutchings quickly incapacitates him and sends him flying over the top rope! However, as Reggie stands there looking at
Juan, Chris and Patrick both come out of nowhere and, as a team, lift Reggie up and over the top rope to the floor as the
crowd erupts!!!
Jeff: And there he goes!!! Reggie is out!!! That only leaves Wyatt, Gilliam, Duncan,
and Pirtle in there!
As Wyatt and Gilliam celebrate their victory, Duncan and Pirtle come up and begin beating
on them! Over the course of the brawl, Wyatt throws Pirtle over the top rope, but John keeps himself from hitting the ground,
barely holding onto the top rope to keep himself on the apron! He gets back into the ring, where Patrick charges him! John
just ducks down though and lifts Patrick into position for the Alpha Slam, which he delivers to Gilliam all the way to the
outside of the ring!!!
Jason: Geez! Well, if I had to go out, I’d at least wanna go out like
that!
Jeff: And then there were… WAIT!!!
As John turns around from surveying
his handiwork, Chris Wyatt suddenly nails him with a clothesline, sending him up and over the top rope to the floor as the
crowd goes nuts! John is immediately on his feet, arguing with the referee as Wyatt and Duncan face off in the ring. Suddenly,
Pirtle shoves the referee out of the way and goes straight for Rachel Hinkly, taking her chair almost right out from under
her.
Jeff: Wait! WAIT!
John slides back into the ring with the chair and proceeds
to nail him right in the face with the steel chair!!! He then turns, tosses the chair to Freddy, who catches it, and then
hits a spinning heel kick into the chair, knocking Freddy out cold with it!!! The crowd jeers loudly as John gets up, surveys
the damage, and then leaves Wyatt and Duncan both laid out in the ring.
Jeff: DAMMIT! John Pirtle
just possibly tainted this match!
Jason: The man is intense Jeff… you can’t
take that away from him.
Jeff: Intensity my ***! That was just being a sore loser!
Wyatt
and Duncan finally begin to stir again. Freddy’s forehead is opened up and bleeding freely, but he still manages to
find Wyatt and begin trading right hands with him. Wyatt begins to gain the upper hand on him though, and finally backs him
into the ropes. With Duncan leaning on the ropes for support,
Wyatt steps back and measures him for the B**** Kick! Duncan
moves at the last second though, and Wyatt racks himself on the top rope. With the crowd cheering, Freddy Duncan nails a dropkick
to Wyatt, sending him the rest of the way over the top rope and to the floor!!!
Winner: Freddy Duncan
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Alec
Dohanich is shown backstage with Mike Kizzar. Mike appears intensely focused for his upcoming match.
Alec: Mike…
the comments from Brady McKinnon and PG13 are still ringing in our ears. What do you have to say about your upcoming match
tonight with them and Anthony Ridgway for the Streetside Championship?
Mike: For one thing,
PG13 is just a freak. Plain and simple. Still, to everyone in the match, I say this: You’ve seen how our matches before
have gone. Faced Brady McKinnon one on one… beat him. Faced PG13 one on one… beat him. And those matches actually
had rules. I actually had to fight cleanly. So you just sit back and imagine for a second what I can do with a chair, or a
table, or a 2x4, or even… a ladder. Guys… that belt will NEVER be yours.
Mike walks off and Alec
turns to walk off, but he runs right into… Aiden Bishop and Raven!!!! Alec is nearly scared out of his shoes as Aiden
grabs the microphone.
Aiden: You know, Mr. Kizzar has a point in at least one way: PG13 is a bit
of a freak. So it would appear, Mr. Santoy, that you’ve already been surrounded by freaks before. But none like me.
Tonight, make no mistake about it, I will walk in there and push you to your very limit. I will test your strength, but most
of all, I will test your sanity. The clock is ticking, Mr. Santoy. Where will you be when the time runs out?
Bishop
walks away, leaving Raven to glare at Alec. Alec nervously tries to talk to her.
Alec: Umm…
Raven… tonight you have a…
Raven grabs the microphone from Alec and sends him literally scurrying
away.
Raven: I know exactly what my match is. But this isn’t a message from me. This is a
message to that little punk McKinnon. First of all, Brady… my… friend Anthony is NOT a boy. He is a man, so get
it right. You better be bringing your A game because he’s certainly bringing his! As for MY opponents tonight, all I
can say is good luck girls… you’re gonna need it. Quoth the Raven… you know the rest.
Raven
drops the microphone and walks off.
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Jeff:
Lots of strong words coming from the rookies. I’d have to say this is a very interesting class of
individuals who have found themselves in the SWF.
Jason: Definitely.
Jeff:
Well folks, it’s time for the SWF Tag Team Championships to be contested for the first time in several
months. Team Japanime walked out with the victory in a non-title match several weeks ago… will they be able to repeat
that feat tonight with the titles on the line?
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Highlight
package showing Team Japanime’s dominance over the tag team champions in the past few weeks.
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The
bell rings slowly as Rachel Hinkly is shown standing in the ring.
Rachel: Ladies and gentlemen,
the following contest is a tag team match set for one fall, and it is for the SWF Tag Team Championships!
“I
Disappear” by Metallica hits on the PA system as the crowd cheers. Nick Miller and Keibler, better known as Team Japanime,
walk out of the entryway and head towards the ring, high fiving audience members all the way.
Rachel: Introducing
first, the challengers… at a combined weight of 541 pounds… Nick Miller and Keibler… TEAM JAPANIME!!!
Miller
enters the ring first, followed closely by his tag team partner. The two circle the ring and high five each other before going
over to the challenger’s corner. Their music fades and is quickly replaced by “Do It To It” by Cherish and
Sean Paul. Big D and T-Roc, tag team title belts gleaming around their waists, dance out to the music.
Rachel: And their opponents… at a combined weight of 484 pounds… they are the Southwestern Wrestling Federation
Tag Team Champions… BIG D & T-ROC!!!!
Big D and T-Roc dance down the aisle about midway before basically
sprinting to the ring! The referee is caught completely off guard, as is the crowd, as the two teams begin to battle it out
in the middle of the ring with right hands!!! The ref frantically calls for the bell as the two teams brawl…
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Tag
Team Match
for the SWF Tag Team Championships
Team Japanime (Miller/Keibler) v. Big D & T-Roc
Nick and Keibler
begin the match firmly in control, as they swing momentum in their own favor towards the start of the match! Then, almost
in unison, Nick and Keibler send their opponents packing to the outside! Keibler nails T-Roc with a hurricanrana that sends
him skidding to the floor, while Nick picks up Big D with a vicious bodyslam, sending the champion rolling out of the ring
to put some distance in between himself and the challengers.
Jeff: The challengers are definitely
on fire to start things off tonight!
Jason: They need to pace themselves though… this
could be a long match!
Nick and Keibler play to the screaming crowd as Big D and T-Roc finally take off their
belts and circle the ring. The referee manages to get Keibler out of the ring, signaling for Nick to start the match out.
Big D tentatively gets in the ring, but Nick quickly grabs him and continues the assault, hitting him with several power moves.
Big D struggles to tag in his partner, but Miller continues to dominate him physically, keeping him cut off from T-Roc.
Jeff:
I dare say Miller and Keibler might have this match locked up.
Jason: I
wouldn’t count the champs out yet though… there’s still a lot of match left here.
Nick tags
in Keibler after slamming Big D to the ground again. Keibler gets up on the top rope, and Nick essentially press slams him
off the top rope ON to Big D!! The crowd goes nuts as Keibler makes the cover, but T-Roc breaks up the pin at two! The referee
escorts T-Roc back to his corner, and thus doesn’t see when Keibler tries to pull Big D to his feet and gets a low blow
for his trouble!!! The crowd boos as Keibler drops to his knees and finally to his back.
Jeff: C’mon
ref!!!
Jason: You can’t call what you don’t see, Jeff.
Nick immediately
tries to get into the ring, but the ref stops him. The two argue for a moment, and Big D takes advantage of the distraction
by hitting a knee drop to Keibler’s groin! With Keibler safely taken down a few notches, Big D gingerly walks over to
T-Roc and makes the tag as the ref turns back around. T-Roc begins his own game plan, keeping Keibler grounded and thus unable
to utilize his speed. Quick tags between the champs also proves to be a bane of Keibler’s existence, as the two double
team him rampantly.
Jason: That’s what you call beautiful tag team wrestling right there.
Jeff:
I hate to agree with you, but the champs have Keibler in their corner with nowhere to go.
Keibler
teases a comeback in the middle of the match, hitting an unexpected running enziguri kick on Big D as he ducks low for a back
body drop! With Big D down, Keibler crawls towards his corner and reaches for the tag, but T-Roc rushes into the ring. The
referee quickly grabs T-Roc and pushes him back to his corner, but in the process, misses the tag from Keibler to Nick Miller.
Miller shoots into the ring like a house ablaze, but the referee promptly stops him, allowing Big D and T-Roc to drag Keibler
back to their corner and continue the double teaming beatdown to a chorus of jeers from the crowd.
Jeff: Now
that was just cheap!
Jason: Still great strategic tag team wrestling though.
The
two continue to double team Keibler, but eventually, they make a mistake. Big D goes for a clothesline on Keibler, but the
shorter man hits a drop toe hold, causing Big D to inadvertently fall head first into T-Roc’s groin area! T-Roc falls
off the apron in pain as Keibler hits a spinning heel kick on Big D, knocking him down again and starting the crowd cheering
as he crawls to his corner. They literally erupt as he makes the tag and Miller charges into the ring, taking down both Big
D and T-Roc as they attempt to slow his momentum.
Jeff: There’s the tag, and Miller has a
lot of pent up aggression to take out on these guys!
Big D falls to the fist of Miller, followed by T-Roc. Then
the two are taken down by clotheslines. Finally, Big D is picked up for the Kamikaze, but this brings T-Roc into the mix yet
again, as he kicks Miller to prevent the move from being pulled off. His interference however draws the ire of Keibler, who
immediately attacks him! The two tumble out of the ring brawling. Meanwhile, Big D tries to attack Miller, but gets lifted
up and driven down the Kamikaze anyway!!!!
Jeff: There it is! We’ve got new champions!!!
Nick
makes the cover on Big D… but the referee is distracted with the brawl outside the ring! Miller glares at the referee
and then gets up, walking over to him to gain his attention. The crowd jeers loudly, and the boos only get louder as Big D
slowly reaches into his pants and pulls out a pair of brass knuckles.
Jeff: Wait a second…
did you see that!?!?
Jason: See what?
Big D slides the knuckles onto his hand
and cocks his right hand. Miller turns around and bends down to pick him up, at which point, Big D NAILS him with the brass
knuckles!!! The crowd boos as Miller stumbles and falls into an inside cradle by Big D, which conveniently hides the loaded
right hand!
Jeff: No!!! NOT LIKE THIS!!!
The referee turns around and starts the
count, and by the time Keibler realizes what’s happening, it’s too late, as the ref’s hand comes down for
three and he calls for the bell!
Winners and STILL SWF Tag Team Champions: Big D & T-Roc (pinfall)
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Big
D quickly rolls out of the ring as Keibler tries to get in and break up the pinfall a bit too late. T-Roc grabs the title
belts and hands one to Big D, and the two walk up the rampway and celebrate as Keibler looks on and checks on his partner.
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Alec
Dohanich is standing backstage with another member of the First Family, Daniel Santoy. The crowd boos loudly as Santoy scowls
at the camera.
Alec: Daniel, tonight we’ve already heard some strange and disturbing comments
from your opponent, Aiden Bishop.
Daniel: Yes we have Alec. And frankly, I’m starting
to wonder if Bishop even knows who the hell he’s talking to. You see… the mind games might work in the little
indy leagues where Aiden was before, but boy… you were a big fish in a small pond, but now, you’ve come up against
the biggest shark in the water. You face the greatest technical wrestler in the SWF today… a multi time SWF Champion…
and you think imitating a clock is going to psyche me out?! I’ll tell you how it’s going to go down tonight, Bishop.
First, I’m gonna kick your teeth right down your throat with an Icebreaker. Then, I’m gonna drive you head first
into the mat with a Schwartzando. And finally… when you’re laying on the mat wondering why you ever crossed the
First Family, I’m going to take your leg with an Ultimate Heartbreak and BREAK your **** ankle! You picked a hell of
a stepping stone kid… but it’s gonna be the last steps you take in this business.
Santoy walks off
as Alec turns back towards the camera.
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A
graphic is shown hyping a match for later tonight. One half of the match is Amber Curry, but her opponent is still the “mystery
silouhette” woman.
Jeff: We’ve got one half of our number one contender’s match
set, and now, we’re about to see who will face Amber Curry later tonight for a shot at Anna Machen for the Women’s
Championship!
Jason: I don’t know who I’d put my money on, but after last week’s
display, I doubt it matters.
The graphic disappears and immediately “Blackbird” by Alter Bridge hits on the PA system. The crowd
cheers as the Underground’s “Union Jack in Black and White” video plays on the big screen. In just a few
moments, Raven appears at the entryway.
Rachel: The following contest is the second fatal four
way match to determine the combatants for the number one contendership to the Women’s Championship! Introducing first,
from Montreal, Canada…
RAVEN!!!
Raven climbs into the ring and plays to the crowd even as the music suddenly changes to “Famous
Last Words” by My Chemical Romance. In just a moment, Carmen Madison walks out from behind the curtain and heads to
the ring.
Rachel: The second contender… from Brighton,
England… CARMEN MADISON!!!
Madison climbs into the ring and high fives Raven as she walks to the corner to do her own
showing off for the crowd.
Jeff: That’s going to be a very interesting dynamic in this match…
Raven and Madison are both members of the Underground.
Jason:
It’s not gonna matter much, Jeff. It’s every woman for themselves out there, and that’s
not gonna change just cause of a little alliance.
“Spyhunter” by Project 86 hits on the PA system
and the crowd has a bit of a mixed reaction. Lyda Masters walks out and, with yardstick in hand, proceeds to the ring.
Rachel:
From Little Rock, Arkansas…
LYDA MASTERS!
Lyda walks into the ring and gets into a staredown with Carmen Madison early before the referee
separates the ladies. “Deadly Game” by Theory of a Deadman rings out as the final competitor makes her way to
the ring.
Rachel: And finally… from San Antonio,
Texas… MORGAN MATTHEWS!!!
Morgan walks out to the ring, but
before the match, Raven suddenly dives over the top rope and flattens Morgan with a cross body block!!! The crowd cheers as
the referee loses control of the match in the ring and Carmen and Lyda begin trading blows in the ring! The ref finally gives
up and just calls for the bell…
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Fatal
Four Way Match #2
Winner faces Amber Curry for the Number One Contendership to the Women’s Championship
Raven
v. Carmen Madison v. Lyda Masters v. Morgan Matthews
As the match begins, Carmen gains control inside the ring while
Raven and Matthews fight outside the ring. Masters tries to fight Madison
off, but the speedy attack proves to be a bit much, as Carmen simply adopts a “hit and run” strategy, striking
Lyda before moving quickly away. Meanwhile, outside the ring, Raven fights like a woman possessed, throwing Matthews into
the steel ring post before sliding back into the ring, where a double team on Masters appears imminent.
Jeff: I’d have to say the Underground has gained control here early!
Jason: Just
you wait though. Eventually, even they’re going to explode, and this is gonna turn into one big free for all.
Raven
and Madison high five each other once again and then set Lyda
up for a double suplex, but Masters actually manages to block it! She stands straight up and delivers a double DDT to both
Raven and Madison!!! However, as she stands up, Morgan runs
into the scene and delivers a HUGE clothesline! She covers Masters, but only gets a two count before the redhead kicks out!
Jeff:
Morgan trying to end this one quickly, and you’d have to think that might actually be a pretty good
strategy to have!
Morgan and Lyda begin fighting it out, with Lyda starting to get the upper hand. She backs
Matthews into the corner and begins laying into her with right hands, but suddenly, Matthews reaches out and jams a thumb
to Masters’ eye! Lyda stumbles backwards, and Matthews hoists herself onto the second rope, setting up for a second
rope clothesline. She nails it, sending Lyda down to the mat once again! She stands up immediately and signals for the Tax
Cut, but Lyda shoves her off as she goes for it. Morgan stumbles backwards and, as she hits the ropes, Raven suddenly pulls
the top rope down and Matthews tumbles all the way to the floor!
Jeff: Morgan with a big spill,
and you have to think that the momentum is about to shift!
Raven glares at Lyda for a moment from the apron,
but then inexplicably jumps on the second rope and moonsaults off onto Matthews on the outside!!! The crowd goes nuts as both
women tumble to the ground and Lyda looks on in confusion. Her confusion doesn’t last very long though, as the camera
shows Carmen Madison crouched down behind her, apparently ready for the Shock Treatment! As Masters turns around, Madison kicks her in the stomach and goes for her finisher, but Lyda
pushes her off and into the ropes!
Jeff: Lyda just dodged a bullet there! You have to believe that,
if Carmen hit that move, this match would be over!
As Carmen bounces off the ropes, Lyda lifts her up and delivers
a vicious spinebuster!!! The crowd boos as Lyda goes for the cover, but Carmen kicks out in two. Lyda simply pushes her down
and goes for the cover again, but again, Carmen kicks out at the two count. Masters pounds the mat in frustration before getting
up and pulling Carmen to her feet. She sets up a suplex, dropping Carmen across the top rope and using it to slingshot her
over and to the mat! Another cover though, and Carmen again kicks out in two!
Jeff: Madison is definitely showing her resilience here, but you have to wonder how much more of
this she can take!
Lyda again tries for a second cover, but this time, Raven dives into the scene and breaks
up the pin! Masters stands up and Raven hits a spinning back kick that sends her right back down as Carmen rolls out of the
ring. As Masters struggles back to her feet, Raven runs and springboards off of the second rope to nail her with a vicious
spinning enziguri kick! With Lyda down again, Raven runs to the ropes a second time and tries to hit a springboard moonsault,
but Morgan Matthews suddenly pulls the second rope down and Raven misses, flying directly between the ropes and worse, smacking
her tailbone on the apron of the ring as she falls to the outside!
Jeff: OH!!!
Jason:
That’s what happens when you go to the well too many times!
Raven is obviously hurt
as Morgan smiles at her handiwork and slides back into the ring. Lyda is slowly getting up as she gets in the ring, and Morgan
immediately hits a running bulldog on her, taking her BACK down to the mat! Again, Morgan springs up and stalks Lyda, kicking
her in the back of the head gently as she struggles to get up. Masters finally gets up and Morgan goes for a back suplex,
but Lyda blocks it and reverses the momentum into a cross body block! Masters covers Matthews, but suddenly, Raven and Carmen
are back in the ring and they both break up the pin!
Jeff: This match is definitely going back
and forth amongst the four! Who will face Amber Curry later tonight!?!?
Raven throws Matthews over the top rope
to the floor once again, and she and Carmen double team Lyda. They throw Masters into the ropes and nail her with a double
back elbow as she comes back. Then, as the crowd cheers, Carmen hits a fist drop to Lyda’s head while Raven connects
with a flipping senton splash to her body simultaneously! The two immediately get up, and Raven begins yelling at Carmen to
hit the Shock Treatment!
Jason: Wait… is Raven actually LETTING Carmen get the pin!?!?
Jeff:
So much for every woman for herself, eh Jason?
Carmen pulls Lyda to her feet and nails her
with a THUNDERING Shock Treatment!!! However, as she walks to make the cover, Raven is suddenly caught from behind by Morgan,
who connects with the Queen’s Suplex as Carmen makes the cover on Lyda. The referee sees the cover on Raven first however,
and counts, but Carmen makes no attempt to break up the pin, believing that the referee is counting for her! The crowd boos
as the ref counts three and Morgan rolls out of the ring, celebrating as Carmen celebrates in the ring, only to learn the
awful truth as she turns around!
Jeff: I don’t believe it!!! Morgan Matthews slipped right
in there and stole this one!
Jason: Wow… I’ve gotta hand it to that girl. She’s
sneaky.
Carmen argues with the referee as Raven glares directly at Morgan. Matthews holds her hands high in
celebration as she walks back up the rampway.
Winner: Morgan Matthews (pinfall)
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Alec
Dohanich is shown backstage with Kirby. The big man literally towers over Alec, and Dohanich seems mildly intimidated by being
in the presence of the former SWF Champion.
Alec: Kirby… umm… tonight you face Sam
Bratton for what many are still arguing is YOUR SWF Championship… any thoughts?
Kirby simply glares silently
at Alec.
Alec: Umm… how about the fact that Freddy Duncan will face the winner of your match
at Turmoil for the SWF Championship?
Again, silence.
Alec: Do you have ANY comments
whatsoever?!
Kirby slowly turns toward the camera, which zooms in on his masked face and stark blue eye. He
slowly pulls his thumb across his throat in a cutthroat hand motion, and then motions that the title belt will be around his
waist before looking menacingly at Alec one more time and leaving.
Alec: Well… that was…
informative. Jeff, back to you!
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Jeff:
Well, next up we have what is certain to be a great match as the rookie Aiden Bishop goes head to head
with Daniel Santoy.
Jason: I’ve still got to question the intelligence of the kid,
bucking heads with the greatest technical wrestler in the SWF this early in his career. I know he wants to make an impact,
but you don’t go after Daniel to make an impact. You go after Daniel when you’re ready to be put out of your misery.
Jeff:
Let’s take a look at how this one came about.
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Highlight
package of the First Family’s feud with the Underground, leading to this match here tonight.
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As
the camera shows the arena again, “I’m Not Okay” by My Chemical Romance hits on the PA system as the Underground
video shows on the big screen.
Rachel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing
first, from Stonehenge, England…
weighing in at 254 pounds… he is a member of the UNDERGROUND… AIDEN BISHOP!!!
Aiden Bishop walks
out of the entryway and doesn’t look at the cheering crowd, staying focused on the ring and, obviously, the task ahead
of him. He steps into the ring and finally plays to the crowd for just a moment, standing on the middle rope and spreading
his arms wide as the crowd pours its adulation on him. His music fades at this though, and is replaced by “King of Kings”
by Motorhead.
Rachel: And his opponent… from Little
Rock, Arkansas, weighing in at 297 pounds… he is the self proclaimed
“greatest technical wrestler in the SWF”… DANIEL SANTOY!!!
Daniel walks out from behind the
curtain, and lo and behold, is followed closely by his brother Scooter Pondoff. The camera shows Aiden as he rolls his eyes
in the ring as Daniel and Scooter walk down the aisle. Santoy gets into the ring and sizes up Bishop as the referee checks
with both of them.
Jeff: I can’t believe this. It’s vintage Daniel though… bring
out backup to help stack the odds in his favor. Too bad Anthony Ridgway is stuck getting ready for the next match… I
don’t see how Aiden’s going to be able to overcome this kind of deficit!
Santoy and Bishop stand
face to face in the ring as the referee calls for the bell…
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Singles
Match
Aiden Bishop v. Daniel Santoy
Santoy starts to talk trash right into Bishop’s face, but Aiden remains
unshaken. He stands there for a moment, but then, Santoy rears back and slaps him HARD across the face!!! The crowd boos as
Santoy’s trash talking gets much more boisterous, but then they erupt as Aiden begins rocking Santoy with right hands!
Then, quick as a hiccup, Aiden runs to the ropes, jumps, and bounces off of them with a springboard clothesline, taking Santoy
down hard!
Jeff: WOW!!! Daniel made a mistake there in lighting a fire under the rookie!
Daniel
can barely get to his feet before Bishop nails him with a spin kick to the face, sending him down again! As Santoy scrambles
to get back to his feet, Bishop grabs him and backs him into the turnbuckle. He whips him across the ring, and Daniel runs
into the turnbuckles and stays there! Bishop then wows the crowd by running in, but slightly to the right of Santoy. As he
reaches the corner, he jumps, springboards himself off of the second rope right next to Daniel, and nails him in the back
of the head with an enziguri kick!!! The crowd goes nuts as Santoy stumbles out of the corner and falls face first to the
mat, dazed.
Jeff: This kid is like lightning in a bottle! He might already have Daniel down for
the count!
Jason: I don’t think so! You can’t beat Daniel Santoy with flashy
gimmicks and tricks!
Aiden goes for the cover on Santoy, but Daniel kicks out in two! Bishop doesn’t slow
down for a second though, pulling Daniel up to his feet and backing him into the ropes. After some trash talk of his
own, Bishop whips Santoy across the ring and bends low for the back body drop. Santoy bounces off the ropes and stops short
though, grabbing Bishop’s head and nailing him with a facebuster! The crowd boos, and the jeers get louder as Bishop
stumbles backwards and turns around, allowing Daniel the free shot at the back of his knee!!!
Jeff: And
THERE’S the chop block. More vintage Santoy.
Bishop drops to a knee, obviously in pain as Santoy gets
up and slowly walks around him. He grabs Aiden’s head, as though preparing him for something, but Bishop fires a few
right hands into Santoy’s midsection. He gets up gingerly and begins nailing Daniel right between the eyes with punches,
dazing him. However, with quickness that shouldn’t be possessed by such a big guy, Daniel goes low and simply dropkicks
Aiden in the kneecap!!! Bishop goes down again, clawing at his leg!
Jason: And here’s where
Daniel shows why he’s one of the greatest!
Jeff: Love him or hate him, you can’t
deny the man has talent. It’s just his attitude and ethics that cause the problem.
Santoy quickly jumps
on the opportunity and grabs Aiden’s leg, twisting it and putting him in a reverse Indian deathlock!!! Aiden grits his
teeth to hold in the pain as the referee gets down to check for the submission. Santoy, meanwhile, ever so slowly sneaks towards
the edge of the ring. With the referee distracted, Pondoff walks over to that edge of the ring and grabs Santoy’s hands,
pulling him towards the ropes and providing him leverage to really put the pressure on the hold! Bishop nearly goes crazy
from the pain, and the referee notices this, but as he gets around to check on Daniel, Santoy lets go of Pondoff and the referee
is none the wiser.
Jeff: C’mon ref!!! You’ve gotta catch stuff like that!
Jason:
You can’t call what you don’t see Jeff.
The referee goes back around to check
on Bishop, and again, the cheating continues! And once again, Santoy and Pondoff are able to let go and convince the referee
that nothing underhanded is going on. Finally, on the third time, the referee catches them in the act, and forces Daniel to
begrudgingly relinquish the hold on Bishop.
Jeff: Finally, some justice, but the damage has damn
sure been done!
Bishop drags himself to the ropes, trying to pull himself up, but Daniel pulls him away from
the ropes and goes for a figure four leglock! Bishop reverses it though, kicking Daniel off and into the corner! Santoy goes
face first into the second turnbuckle and stays there a moment, dazed, as Bishop gingerly gets to his feet. Santoy meets him
in the middle of the ring and the two begin trading right hands, but Bishop slowly gets the advantage, backing Santoy into
the corner. He whips Santoy across the ring, but the whip is reversed and Bishop ends up being whipped into the corner. As
he reaches the corner though, he runs up the ropes, jumps to the top rope, and hits a spinning backflip senton on Santoy as
the crowd goes wild!!!
Jason: What the hell was that!?!?
Jeff: I
don’t know, but it sure was effective!
Aiden gets up, still limping slightly, and continues to take Daniel
down with right hands. Santoy rakes his eyes though, stopping the momentum dead. He backs Bishop into the ropes and whips
him across the ring, trying for a clothesline as Bishop bounces back. Aiden ducks under the clothesline though and jumps,
landing on the second rope and moonsaulting, grabbing Daniel and nailing an amazing reverse DDT straight out of the moonsault!
The crowd continues to go nuts as Bishop jumps up, obviously high on adrenaline and thus not feeling the pain in his leg.
Bishop immediately goes to the top rope!
Jeff: This is it! He could be going for the Stage Dive!
If he nails this, we could have the upset of the night!
Aiden scales to the top rope and gets ready for the
Stage Dive, but Scooter Pondoff suddenly jumps up on the apron and tries to interfere. He holds Aiden in position on the top
rope as the referee tries to stop him, but suddenly, Raven and Carmen Madison run down from the back and pull Scooter off
of the apron! Pondoff then eats a vicious kick to the head from Raven, followed by the Shock Treatment on the outside from
Carmen as the crowd erupts!
Jeff: Pondoff goes down! Pondoff goes down!
Aiden, seeing
that the girls are okay, turns back towards the ring and jumps off the top rope with the Stage Dive… and hits nothing
but canvas!!! Santoy rolls out of the way and Bishop lands flush on his back! The crowd jeers loudly as Santoy quickly pulls
Bishop to his feet and nails him with the Schwartzando, shaking the mat with the impact! He quickly covers Bishop and gets
the three count, rolling out of the ring almost immediately as Raven and Carmen come in after him!
Winner: Daniel Santoy
(pinfall)
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The
crowd continues to jeer as Daniel and Scooter back up the rampway. Scooter is a little worse for wear, but Santoy raises his
arm in victory as the camera shows Raven and Carmen checking on Aiden.
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The
camera shows technicians and crew setting up the ring for the fatal four way ladder match. A referee is in the ring where
a small rope is dangling from the ceiling. He holds up the vacated Streetside Championship belt for the crowd to see before
attaching it to the rope and watching it rise high above the ring.
Jeff: Ladies and gentlemen,
what you are about to witness is possibly one of the most dangerous matches in the history of the SWF. These ladder matches
are never for the faint of heart, and like PG13 put it so eloquently before, none of these men will probably ever be the same.
The
bell rings slowly as the crowd buzzes.
Rachel: The following match is the special fatal four way
LADDER MATCH!!!! And it is for the SWF Streetside Championship! The only way to win is to erect the ladder in the middle of
the ring, climb it, and retrieve the Streetside Championship belt. The first man to do that will be declared the winner!
The
crowd cheers as “Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous” by Good Charlotte hits on the PA system! In just a moment,
Anthony Ridgway bounds out of the entryway and heads towards the ring.
Rachel: The first competitor…
from London, England…
weighing in at 214 pounds… ANTHONY RIDGWAY!!!
Anthony stops to look at the first ladder that is set up
in the aisle. After glancing over it, he slides into the ring and turns towards the entryway as his music fades. In just a
moment, “Black Heart Queen” by The Gallows hits and the crowd’s adulation quickly transforms into a chorus
of jeers.
Rachel: Second… from Saginaw,
Texas… weighing in at 265 pounds… BRADY MCKINNON!!!
Brady
walks out of the entryway and immediately locks eyes with Anthony. He smiles and nods as Ridgway glares a hole in him. As
McKinnon walks to the ring, he actually walks underneath the ladder, causing the crowd to boo even more as he smiles cockily
and enters the ring. Suddenly, “Earthquake” by Family Force Five hits on the loudspeaker as the big screen flashes
the familiar “It’s Time” graphic.
Rachel: Next… from Oakland, California… weighing in at 243 pounds…
MIKE KIZZAR!!!
Mike literally shoots out of the stage in a blaze of pyrotechnics. After a moment of standing
and basking in the crowd’s cheers, Mike heads to the ring. He too stops and looks at the ladder, electing to go around
it rather than under it, before he gets to the ring. As soon as he hits the ring, “Fury of the Storm” by Shadows
Fall hits and PG13 walks out of the entryway.
Rachel: And finally… from Portland, Oregon… weighing in at 245 pounds…
PG13!!!
PG13 walks down the aisle, smiling for no reason known to anyone else. He stops next to the ladder and
glares at his opponents before turning towards the ladder and grinning wider. He touches the ladder for a moment before running
the rest of the way and sliding into the ring amid the crowd’s boos. The four men look at each other from their own
corners as the music fades. The referee checks with everyone and then signals for the bell…
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Fatal
Four Way Ladder Match
for the SWF Streetside Championship
Anthony Ridgway v. Brady McKinnon v. Mike Kizzar v. PG13
The
four men stare at each other, and then almost in unison look upwards at the prize. The crowd continues to cheer as suddenly,
PG13 runs and slides out of the ring to get the ladder, followed closely behind by Mike Kizzar! Meanwhile, Brady and Anthony
begin trading punches with each other in the middle of the ring!
Jeff: Expect this match to get
ugly VERY quickly!
PG13 tries to grab the ladder on the outside, but Mike stops him cold and the two begin to
fight on the outside of the ring. Mike gains the upper hand in the exchange, throwing PG13 into the guardrail and continuing
the beatdown. Inside the ring, Brady hits a hotshot on Anthony, sending him to the mat. Spotting his opportunity, Brady slides
out of the ring and grabs the ladder, heading back in with it. However, Mike notices this and grabs the ladder as well. The
two have a tug of war until PG13 gets up and begins trying to take the ladder for himself. Suddenly, the crowd erupts as Anthony
slingshots himself onto the top rope and nails a shooting star press, hitting everyone AND the ladder, and causing them all
to tumble to the ground!!!
Jeff: OH MY GOD! Anthony Ridgway just took out EVERYONE!!!
Jason:
I knew I needed to put my money on him as the one who would just be bat **** insane in this match!
Surprisingly,
PG13 is the first of the group to get back to his feet, and being the opportunist, he grabs the ladder and slides it into
the ring. The crowd immediately begins to jeer as PG13 erects the ladder in the middle of the ring and begins to climb. However,
he is stopped short by Kizzar, who simply pulls him down by the back of his pants. The two trade blows for a moment before
PG13 throws Mike into the ropes. As Mike bounces back, PG13 hits a drop toe hold that drives Mike face first into the bottom
rung of the ladder!!! The crowd boos as Mike rolls out of the ring, holding his face in pain.
Jason: Whoops…
Mike’s gonna need some plastic surgery after THAT one!
PG13 once again begins to scale the ladder, and
he makes it all the way to the top before Anthony Ridgway jumps off the top turnbuckle to the right of the ladder and blasts
PG13 off with a missile dropkick! Both men hit the mat VERY hard and roll out of the ring just as Brady McKinnon slides into
the ring himself. Brady looks around in shock and finally begins to climb the ladder as the crowd continues to boo. He makes
it to the top and reaches for the belt, but Kizzar comes out of nowhere and nails him in the back, stopping him short!
Jeff:
Oh… you know this isn’t going to bode well for McKinnon!
Mike immediately climbs
the other side of the ladder and faces off with Brady on the top. The two trade punches for a moment at the top before Mike
gains the upper hand. However, it’s soon revealed that NEITHER man has the upper hand, as PG13 rushes into the ring
and tips the ladder over!!! Mike falls onto the ropes, racking himself on the top rope as Brady simply goes completely over
the ropes and all the way to the floor! The crowd groans in sympathetic agony as Mike slides off the top rope and to the floor.
Meanwhile, PG13 begins to set up the ladder again, but Anthony comes from behind him and nails him in the back. The two begin
to fight it out with the ladder still standing in the middle of the ring!
Jason: This match is
just getting started, and already I’m wondering if anyone’s going to survive it!
Anthony gains the
advantage and pushes PG13 into the corner. He then connects with a combo of kicks ending with a vicious roundhouse to PG13’s
head! The former champ slumps in the corner, sitting down and leaning against the turnbuckles as he attempts to clear the
cobwebs. Ridgway immediately grabs the ladder and folds it up, pointing the top rung of it directly at PG13. He runs into
the corner and rams the ladder right into PG13’s open groin as the crowd goes nuts!!!
Jeff: OH!
Jason:
Crap… that’s gotta hurt!
PG13 screams in pain, but Anthony isn’t done
yet, as he runs to the other corner and back, hitting what amounts to a baseball slide dropkick into the ladder, forcing it
once AGAIN into PG13’s groin area!!! PG13 finally extricates himself and rolls out of the ring, doubled over in agony,
as Anthony gets up and smiles. He quickly sets up the ladder and begins the long climb, albeit slightly slower than before.
Unfortunately, Kizzar once again makes the stop and meets Anthony on top of the ladder. He slams Ridgway’s face into
the top rung and grabs his head as the crowd erupts, knowing what’s coming. With flashbulbs going off all over the arena,
Mike jumps off the ladder with Anthony and hits the biggest California Screamer ever, from the top of the ladder!!!
Jeff:
GOOD GOD!!! GOOD GOD!!!
Anthony is laid out and slowly rolls out of the ring as Mike gingerly
gets to his feet. He holds his back in pain and looks up at the ladder… and gets nailed from behind with a steel chair
shot from Brady McKinnon! Mike falls and Brady continues to blast him with the chair, nailing him again and again before throwing
the dented chair out of the ring.
Jason: Wow.
Jeff: Dammit! That
was worse than a street mugging!
Strangely, Brady doesn’t go up the ladder, but instead slides out of
the ring. After hitting PG13 with a quick kick to the ribs, Brady goes under the ring and begins pulling out tables! He pulls
out four tables and begins setting them up at the base of the entrance ramp. He sets up two tables, and then sets up two tables
on top of them before going back into the ring. He erects the ladder and begins climbing yet again, but this time, Anthony
stops him. Ridgway hits McKinnon in the back and then scales the other side of the ladder. The two fight it out on the top
of the ladder, with neither man gaining the advantage.
Jeff: This match is getting more and more
dangerous and… oh my God…
Jason: He can’t be serious!
PG13
jumps into the ring and begins tipping the ladder towards the stack of tables! The crowd goes insane as both Ridgway and McKinnon
are thrown off the ladder and crash into the stacked tables, leaving nothing but broken bodies and shards of table in their
wake!!!
Jeff: OH MY GOD!!! PG13 just damn near killed Ridgway and McKinnon!!! It looks like a damn
car wreck out here!!! We need paramedics now!!!
Referees pour out of the back to see about Anthony and Brady,
but inside the ring, PG13 sets up the ladder and begins to climb unopposed. The crowd boos as PG13 reaches up and begins to
take the title down, but at the last second, none other than Marie Kiwi slides into the ring and climbs up after him! Kiwi
nails PG13 with a low blow, stopping him cold! Suddenly, Mike slides into the ring and climbs the other side of the ladder,
wrestling with PG13 and throwing him off the top of the ladder! PG13 lands on the top rope and bounces over and to the floor!
Jeff:
That’s it!!! Mike!!! Mike!!!
Mike looks up at the belt, reaches up, and pulls it down
as the crowd cheers. The bell rings as Mike hugs the belt to his chest and climbs down the ladder!
Jeff: Mike
Kizzar! Mike Kizzar! Mike Kizzar is the new Streetside Champion!
Mike then catches a glimpse of Marie Kiwi,
who is still standing at ringside. Kizzar stares at her for just a moment, and then holds his new title belt up, saluting
her with it. He exits the ring and walks past the carnage at the ramp, turning around and holding the belt up one more time
for everyone to see.
Winner and NEW Streetside Champion: Mike Kizzar
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Highlight
package of the two fatal four way matches from earlier tonight, which decided that Amber Curry would face Morgan Matthews
for the number one contendership to the Women’s Championship.
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The
camera shows the arena, with people still trying to clean up the mess from the ladder match, although all the participants
are back in the backstage area. Suddenly, “My Time is Now” by John Cena hits on the PA system and the Women’s
Champion herself, Anna Machen, walks out with her bodyguard, Naomi Gonzalez.
Jeff: Well…
I guess Anna is coming down for a first hand look at her competition.
Jason: And really,
that makes her a very smart champion.
Anna and Naomi make their way over to the ring and set up folding chairs,
taking their seat right at ringside. As they sit down, “Going Under” by Evanescence hits on the PA system and
Amber Curry walks out of the entryway.
Rachel: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is set for one
fall, and will determine the number one contender to the Women’s Championship! Introducing first, from Tyler, Texas… AMBER CURRY!!!
Amber walks
to the ring and gets in, still dressed from the battle she had earlier. Random highlights from that match are shown on the
left side of the screen as the right side shows her walking around in the ring and, of course, sharing a few choice words
with Anna over the ropes. Her music eventually fades and is replaced with “Deadly Game” by Theory of a Deadman.
Rachel:
And her opponent… from San Antonio, Texas… MORGAN MATTHEWS!!!
Morgan walks out of the entryway and begins
her trek to the ring. As she slides into the ring, she eyes Anna and Naomi and grins. Anna yells something about her needing
to concentrate on the match at hand. As Morgan and Amber come face to face, the referee calls for the bell…
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Singles
Match
Winner will face Anna Machen for the Women’s Championship at Turmoil
Amber Curry v. Morgan Matthews
The
two begin, oddly enough, with a collar and elbow tie up. Amber backs Morgan into the corner, where the referee calls for the
clean break. Amber gives it to him, and backs up, beckoning for Morgan to come to her. Matthews obliges, tying up with her
again. This time though, Morgan backs Amber into the corner. When the clean break is called for though, Morgan starts to break
away, but then lands a monstrous right hand on Amber! Curry is taken aback and Morgan presses the issue in the corner, nailing
her with rights and lefts.
Jason: That Morgan Matthews is my kind of woman!
Jeff:
She cheats.
Jason: Exactly.
Morgan whips Amber into the
opposite corner… HARD! Curry hits the turnbuckles with such impact that she falls flat on her face. Then, as she tries
to get up, Morgan runs and hits a dropkick right to her face! Curry rolls out of the ring, holding her face in pain. She doesn’t
get too much of a break though, as Anna points at her and Naomi walks over and throws her back into the ring.
Jeff:
I guess this has become a lumberjill match.
Amber slowly gets up, but Morgan grabs her and
puts her down again with a suplex! The ensuing cover only gets a two count though, as Amber kicks out. Curry struggles to
get to her feet, but Morgan simply kicks her in the ribs. Amber rolls away, but Morgan follows her, right on her heels. She
tries to kick Curry again, but this time, Curry blocks the kick, stands up, and delivers a spinebuster all in one smooth motion!
With Morgan down, Curry stalks her, setting up for the Curry Slam.
Jeff: Wait a second… the
shoe’s suddenly on the other foot now!
Morgan stumbles to her feet, and Amber grabs her from behind for
the Curry Slam, but Matthews wiggles out of it as she tries. She lands behind Curry and goes for the Queen’s Suplex
that defeated Raven earlier in the night, but Curry appears just as ready for that move, as she reverses it and rolls Morgan
up into a victory roll pin!!!! Matthews struggles, but is caught off guard and out of position by the move, and Curry gets
the quick three count to win the match!!!
Winner: Amber Curry (pinfall)
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Almost
as soon as the bell rings, Naomi and Anna are in the ring! Curry manages to fight off the initial attack of the two, taking
them each down with right hands, but then, Morgan attacks her from behind, nailing the Queen’s Suplex proper! With Curry
down and out, Morgan simply smiles, curtsies to Anna and Naomi, and leaves the ring.
Jeff: Dammit!
She just threw Amber to the wolves!
Jason: That’s what happens. It’s dog eat
dog out there, Jeff!
Naomi picks up the dazed Amber and nails the Buzz Kill on her!!! Curry lands flat on her
back as Anna gets her championship belt from the timekeeper and kneels down next to Amber with a microphone.
Anna:
You see this, Curry!? This is as close as you’re ever going to get to it, because come Turmoil…
you CAN’T beat me! You hear me!?!?!
To drive her point home, Anna grabs Amber and pulls her to her feet
before nailing her with a VICIOUS Stealth Kill! Curry is left laying as the champion and her bodyguard leave the ring.
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SWF
Recap of the SWF Championship tournament, including the dominating performances of both Kirby and Sam Bratton, who meet in
the finals tonight.
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The
bell rings slowly as Rachel Hinkly stands in the middle of the ring. The crowd buzzes with excitement as she smiles and lifts
the microphone.
Rachel: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one
fall… and it is for the SOUTHWESTERN WRESTLING FEDERATION CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!
The crowd goes nuts as “I Walk Alone”
by Saliva hits on the loudspeaker!
Rachel: Introducing
first… from Houston, Texas…
weighing in at 315 pounds… Crimson SAM BRATTON!!!!
The rabid crowd continues to cheer as Sam
Bratton walks out of the entryway. He stands on the stage for a moment and then stikes his signature pose, arms spread wide,
as sparks fall down behind him. After a moment, he drops his arms and walks to the ring, taking the ring stairs two at a time
and entering the ring, where he immediately walks over to the turnbuckles, climbs to the second rope, and spreads his arms
again. This time, sparks shower from the ceiling all around the ring. Finally, Sam gets down off of the turnbuckle and begins
pacing in the ring, glaring at the entryway where his opponent will be emerging soon. His music fades, and for a moment, there’s
silence. Then, the lights go out. An eerie green light begins to glow on the stage, and “Slow Chemical” by Finger
Eleven begins.
Rachel: And his
opponent… from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania…
weighing in at 376 pounds… KIRBY!!!
The big man walks out from behind the curtain
and stands on the stage for a moment, bathed in the green light. Then, he walks to the ring and steps completely over the
top rope, bringing into focus the stark size difference between the two men. The two men stand toe to toe with each other,
and even Sam, a very large man in his own right, has to look up at Kirby’s face.
Jeff: This is
going to be just one hell of a brawl…
The referee checks with both men, who don’t
take their eyes off of each other. He then calls for the bell…
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Singles Match
For the Southwestern Wrestling
Federation Championship
Sam Bratton v. Kirby
The two men continue to stare at each other
for a while. Eventually, they separate and Sam begins circling the ring, looking ready to wrestle. Kirby simply stands there,
just watching Sam move around the ring. When Bratton moves in and they tie up however, Kirby pushes Sam backwards, and Bratton
ends up rolling over his head backwards from the force of the push. He stops for a moment and surveys the situation, obviously
a bit off set by the result of his attack.
Jeff: I know
that Sam Bratton ranks among the most powerful men on the roster, but really, I’m not entirely sure that taking on Kirby
head on is a good idea for ANYONE!
Jason: I’d
have to agree with you there. Sam’s going to have to find some other way to do this.
Again, Sam goes for the tie up, and again,
Kirby shoves him backwards and down to the mat. Sam shakes his head, trying to figure out what to do. He goes to tie up again,
but this time, he kicks Kirby low as the two go in. Kirby doubles over slightly, and Sam begins kicking him hard in the leg!
Suddenly, Kirby lunges and grabs Sam with both hands around the throat! Bratton’s surprised face says it all as Kirby
suddenly lifts him and tosses him into the corner, where he lands on the turnbuckles with a thud! With sickening speed, Kirby
is on him again, nailing him with rights and lefts to the body and head! Sam tries to cover up, but Kirby nails him right
in the face with a vicious uppercut, sending him down in the corner.
Jeff: This is
where Kirby dominates! Sam better figure out something, and quick!
With Sam sitting in the corner, Kirby runs
to the other side of the ring and comes back, intending to kick Sam right in the face! Bratton rolls out of the ring to get
out of the way just in time though, and Kirby stops short. Sam walks around the ring, holding his jaw and looking at Kirby.
Finally, he gets back into the ring as the referee stands between the two. Kirby starts to walk towards Sam, shoving the referee
out of his way as he goes. As he reaches Sam though, Bratton kicks him below the belt, and the referee, still on the ground
from being shoved, doesn’t see a thing!
Jason: That’s
how you’ve gotta do it in this match! Take advantage of ANY opening!
Kirby wobbles, doubled over in pain, but
he doesn’t fall down. Sam runs to the ropes and bounces off for added momentum, but suddenly, Kirby grabs him and nails
a THUNDERING spinebuster!!! Kirby goes for the cover on Sam, and it looks bleak, but Bratton kicks out at 2 and a half! Kirby
gets up and stalks Sam, who is VERY slow to get to his feet. As he gets up, Kirby grabs him and tries to go for a sidewalk
slam, but Sam reverses the move, nailing Kirby with a Russian leg sweep! Sam immediately jumps up and runs to the ropes as
Kirby starts to get up. Bratton bounces off and puts the added momentum into a shining wizard on Kirby, putting the big man
down yet again!
Jeff: Sam’s
pulling out all of the stops in this match!
Jason: What was
that? A running Crimson Mask?
Jeff: I don’t
think he got enough of it.
Sam covers Kirby, but the big man literally
bench presses Sam off of him and away. Bratton looks in shock as Kirby starts to get up from the move, but he doesn’t
hesitate long, as he runs to the ropes in front of Kirby and nails him with a clothesline on the way back! Another quick cover,
and yet again, Kirby kicks out with authority as the crowd cheers.
Jason: My God
he just keeps coming!!!
Jeff: Sam has
got to figure out how to keep the big man down!
Sam looks around, trying to figure out what
to do as Kirby stands back up. Eventually, Bratton bounces off the ropes yet again, but this time, Kirby lifts him up into
a fireman’s carry and then drops to his knees, hitting a very unorthodox and VERY high impact gutbuster! Bratton rolls
off of Kirby’s shoulder, holding his stomach in pain as he rolls to the corner. As he pulls himself into the corner,
he finds himself once again sitting in the corner. Kirby suddenly runs to the ropes on the other side of the ring, bounces
off, and runs back towards Bratton, lifting a foot and literally driving it into the side of Sam’s head!!!
Jeff: OH!!! That could very well be it right there!
Sam slumps in the corner, knocked senseless
by the kick! Kirby drags him out of the corner, hits a leg drop across his face for good measure, and then covers Sam, but
incredibly, Sam kicks out in two! Kirby shows no emotion though, simply standing up and preparing to nail Sam with a chokeslam!
As Sam stands up, Kirby grabs him around the throat, but at the last moment, Sam kicks him in the leg, forcing him to a knee.
Then, out of NOWHERE, Sam nails the Crimson Mask, taking Kirby down but apparently spending the last of his reserves, as he
falls down as well! Both men are laid out in the ring as the crowd goes nuts and the referee starts his 10 count.
Jeff: Sam with
the desperation move! But can he capitalize!?
Jason: By the
way Jeff.. what happens if these guys both get counted out?
Jeff: I don’t
know.
Finally, Sam starts to stir, and he crawls
over to where Kirby is laid out. He lunges and drapes an arm over the big man. The crowd counts along with the referee, ONE…
TWO… and Kirby kicks out as the referee’s hand is coming down for three!
Jeff: He kicked
out!!! Dear Lord he kicked out!!!
Sam rolls off of him, holding his head in
his hands and pounding the mat in frustration as Kirby slowly starts to get up. Bratton quickly gets up and begins to pound
on Kirby with right hands. The big man suddenly fires back with an uppercut that rocks Sam’s world, sending him staggering
backwards. Bratton barely has any time to recover before Kirby grabs him and whips him across the ring, nailing him with a
big boot as he runs back! Bratton is down, and the crowd cheers as Kirby calls for the chokeslam again!
Jeff: We could
be seeing the beginning of the end here!!!
Sam staggers to his feet and walks right
into the gigantic hand of Kirby! Kirby lifts him up for the chokeslam… and Sam reverses it into a DDT!!! Both men are
down again, and once again, Sam crawls over and makes the cover, but once again, Kirby kicks out with just a nanosecond to
spare!!!
Jeff: Sam has
GOT to be wondering what exactly he has to do to win this match!
Jason: I’m
starting to really wonder if he can!
Sam gets up and walks to the corner, stalking
Kirby for a spear. Kirby slowly gets to his feet and turns to face Sam, who explodes out of the corner… right into the
waiting hand of Kirby once again. Finally, Kirby manages to get the chokeslam off on Sam, throwing him to the mat with horrendous
force!!! Bratton is out of it, but Kirby immediately gets up and calls for the Dream Crusher!
Jeff: Kirby calling
for his finishing move! If he hits this, we’ve got a new champion!
Jason: If he
DOESN’T hit it… we STILL have a new champion Jeff.
Jeff: Shut up!
Sam is extremely slow to get up, and as
he does, Kirby lifts him up onto his shoulder into position for the Dream Crusher. However, the crowd cheers as Sam wriggles
his way out of the move and down behind Kirby. He immediately grabs Kirby around the waist and nails him with a German suplex!
He maintains his grip and lifts Kirby up for another German suplex, and then repeats the process for a THIRD German! The crowd
is going nuts as Sam suddenly jumps up, screaming from the adrenaline! He immediately yells for Kirby to get up! The big man
is slow to get up, but as he turns to face Sam, Bratton kicks him in the stomach and sets him up for the Redeemer!!!
Jeff: Here we
go!!! Sam going for the Redeemer!!!
Jason: Wait!
Oh my GOD!!!!
Sam hooks Kirby’s arms and prepares
to take him down, but suddenly, he stops. Kirby is pulling his arms apart, trying to break out of the hold!!!! Sam screams
again as he struggles to keep Kirby in the hold and hit the move, but Kirby breaks out and immediately just scoops Sam onto
his shoulder!!! The crowd is going insane as Sam struggles to get free, but can’t before Kirby drops him right on the
top of his head with the Dream Crusher!!!! He immediately covers Sam, and the referee slides into position to make the three
count as the rabid crowd cheers!!!!
Winner and NEW SWF Champion: Kirby (pinfall)
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The crowd cheers as Kirby’s music
blasts in the arena again. He stands up and the referee hands him the SWF Championship belt, which he looks at for a long
time before glaring at Sam’s motionless form on the mat. Kirby holds the belt up, almost as if saluting Sam, and then
exits the ring.
Jeff: I can’t
believe it!!! What a match! What a pay per view!!!
Jason: That was
insane!
Jeff: We have
a new champion… we have SEVERAL new champions! We’ll see you all on April 9 for eXplosion! For Jason Powers, I’m
Jeff Santos… good night everybody!
Final shot of Kirby
walking up the rampway. He turns around and once again holds the belt up in a salute as the referee
checks on Bratton.
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